Female Plumbers

What are you doing?
You don't need to know.
Well, they're my pipes.
No, they're actually the government's pipes.
Ok...so, who gave YOU permission?
We're independent government contractors. We've got permits. The government just passed a bill for infrared pipes. We can see everything that goes through the pipes now.
Hmmm. That's strange and sounds unnecessary. How do you get a gig like that?
That's classified.
Shakes head in confusion. You guys would make great plumbers.
We know.
Hmmm. Do you cut grass too?
Not for you!
Why not?
We heard about you.
Oh yea? What did you hear?
That you sleep in a cape. You're not Batman.
That was one time! I told one person.
So...once is all it takes. People don't forget you know?
What are you looking for anyways? There's nothing there but piss and poop.
We're just doing a home inspection.
Yea sure you are. Why don't you guys just ask to look at my pipes? I would probably let you.
Because that's not how it works. That would be too much power and control.
What's too much power and control?
Oh my god! He's doing it! I'm feeling under his control! I'm getting hot flashes.
Calm down! Haven't I taught you guys anything?
Yes, and we are very thankful, but we've got a job to do.
And what's that? Searching through poop?
It's none of your business.
Not buying into it and starts to glare at them. Well, since we're all here, I want to tell you the story of a righteous king that...
They both stand up and finally give their full attention. Run!!!! They both run away. Who was that?! That's Dom Hi.